Things I want to learn

Another list for the list blog, this is my wishlist of things that I wish I had the time and energy to learn properly, some I may manage to learn, others will never happen.

1. How to drive
2. Wing chun
3. PHP
4. AJAX
5. Qigung
6. kali fighting
7. css3
8. html5
9. water skiiing
10. windsurfing
11. snorkelling
12. skydiving
13. sailing
14. how to sing properly
15. Italian
16. sign language
17. glass working (too many things under this to list singly)
    
18. metal working (too many things under this to list singly)
19. wood working (too many things under this to list singly)
20. first aid
21. Javascript
22. xml/xslt
23. how to create an app for android
24. how to use photoshop to design a website theme
25. how to set up and run my own business
26. how to play guitar/ bass
27. how to play drums
28. how to cook a meal my other half won't criticize
29. how to dance; ballroom/ latin and hip hop
30. fencing (as in with swords not seperating gardens)
    
31. how to write a book and get it published
32. the ins and outs of the entire microsoft office suite
33. how to use bryce and other 3d modelling art programmes
34. how to build a wall
35. how to change a lock
36. how to plaster a wall
37. how to tile a floor/ wall
38. talk to people without feeling like an idiot/ socially inept moron
39. be able to give an informative and engaging presentation
40. flower arrangement
41. capoeira
42. to do something fancy with my hair
43. use a diablo and devil sticks
44. play a violin
45. ice skating
46. how to draw/ paint
47. knotwork
48. spanish and portuguese
49. enamelling
50. how to use a sewing machine and follow a dress making pattern
51. how to crochet
52. how to fix a motorbike/ car
53. how to make scented candles
54. how to mimc accents in speech
55. how to navigate by the stars
56. how to grow my own food
57. belly dancing
58. pole dancing
59. how to give a decent massage
60. what all those weird creams and cosmetics are for
    
61. how to film decent editable footage
62. how to take a decent photo
63. correct posture
64. Lingo (for adobe director)
65. pottery
66. frame pictures
67. handgliding
68. pot-holing
69. patience and contentment - if you can learn this things then I need to!
    

Methinks I need a few lifetimes for even half this list and I'm betting I'll add to it - the more I learn the more there seems to be to need to learn if I want to use that knowledge properly.

Life is just too damned short!